Endless Numbered Days

A friend of mine, Peter Matia just passed away. He was leaving his girlfriend's house after they got in a fight and he slammed into a tree going 100mph.


Things like this really make me take another look at all the shit happing around me.

Like how much life there is out there and how I should be out there living it like it could be my last one on this rock.

The problems in my life are meaningless compaired to the shit some of my friends and their families are going though.

R.I.P. Peter

sexiecharlotte: good morning
sexiecharlotte is away at 10:55:32 AM.
liberum animus: good afternoon

Auto response from sexiecharlotte: michael is sleeping in my bed....thats kinda gross...

sexiecharlotte: hello captain man
sexiecharlotte returned at 1:56:36 PM.
liberum animus: you can call me el capitan
sexiecharlotte: paaaaas
sexiecharlotte: you can call me mr. baylea morgan
sexiecharlotte: because i am a man now
liberum animus: you had a sex change?
sexiecharlotte: i had a sex change
sexiecharlotte: yes
sexiecharlotte: since you talked to me last, i am now a man
liberum animus: so...how do you like having a penis?
sexiecharlotte: it's great, i like boys still though
sexiecharlotte: so it's all good, boys, the back of convertable cars
liberum animus: understandable
sexiecharlotte: what not
sexiecharlotte: i also had my lips enlarged
liberum animus: do you have facial hair now?
sexiecharlotte: so as to have pussy-eater lips, they look extra nasty
sexiecharlotte: oh yeah, a dirty man stash, just enough to look disgusting
sexiecharlotte: like white-trash gutter in the morning stash
liberum animus: you should grow a fu-man-chu
sexiecharlotte: sexy
sexiecharlotte: thanks for the suggestion
liberum animus: i do what i can
sexiecharlotte: well i'm on my way to the shower to wash my extra large penis
sexiecharlotte: i better go
liberum animus: yay for large peni
sexiecharlotte: it's huge, with big o' balls
sexiecharlotte: this is nopt baylea
sexiecharlotte: its emily
sexiecharlotte: bennett
liberum animus: neato
sexiecharlotte: bayleas roomie
sexiecharlotte: you know me
sexiecharlotte: haha
sexiecharlotte: baylea's alter-ego
sexiecharlotte: penis muncher mcgee
sexiecharlotte: baylea emily bennett
sexiecharlotte: it's my name
sexiecharlotte: well you have a good dya
sexiecharlotte: also, watch out for large cats today
liberum animus: ditto baylea's alter ego
sexiecharlotte: it's your fortune for today
sexiecharlotte: merci
liberum animus: adios
sexiecharlotte: je parle francais aussi
sexiecharlotte: adieu

alex rocks my world.

-Emily (the tooootally 1337 hax0rzzzz doooodz)

Colleen smells like moldy cheese.

Do you have plants in your room? Nope.

If you could drink anything right this second, what would be? Probably some Jack.

Does anything hurt on your body right now? My heart because i'm so emo.

What city was your last taxi cab ride in? New York.

What was the last alcholic drink you had? Probably some Jack.

If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave? I might chuckle.

Do you own a picture phone? Yes.

What were you doing at 9 pm last night? Wallowing in self pity because i'm so emo.

What's your favorite Starbucks drink? Java Chip

Do you exercise as much as you should? Probably not but I try.

Did you do the deed on prom night? Nope

SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:

Something purple within 5 feet of you: My boxers.

The sexiest item of clothing you own: Probably my purple boxers.

The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave? Marshmellows in a cup.

How much Japanese do you know? you baka.

Do you look good in yellow? eww

Do you sing? All the fucking time.

Ever danced naked in front of a crowd? Only under the name DeBias Sedgewick.

Do you spit? *hawks a loogie

Is your hair long enough to chew on? aparently not but I look silly trying.

Least favorite color? Yellow.

Ever had Dippin' Dots? YEAH mint choco chip ftw.

Ever played an instrument? I play the sings and dabble at the guitar.

Ever had a H2O massage? Yes actually.

Do you believe in Big Foot? In theory.

Ever been to a palm reader: Nope.

Last Pez dispenser you purchased? Hell if i remember.

Have you had sex in your current car? Not yet.

Did you have a good weekend? Meh.

Current yearning? I yearn for yearning's sake beacuse im so emo.

Have you ever had a black eye? Nope

How is today going for you? Meh.

Any plans for tonight? Noob pwning...but that's a given.

Ever given someone a Full-Body oil massage? Not yet.

Do you find Smurfette sexy? "Do you think that smurfette fucks all the other smurfs? I think she does and papa smurf tapes it and beats off to it later."

Current disappointment? Monday. Need I say more?

Current Music: "Burn" - Alkaline Trio

Ben Fucking Folds rocked my world yesterday. He played Fred Jones part 2 and I felt like I needed to change my pants.

Current Music: "bitches ain't shit" - Ben Folds

Your father made fetuses
With flesh licking ladies
While you and your mother
Were asleep in the trailer park
Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
The music and medicine you needed for comforting
So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
And pluck all your silly strings
And bend all your notes for me
Soft silly music is meaningful magical
The movements were beautiful
All in your ovaries
All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
Smelling of semen all under the garden
Was all you were needing when you still believed in me

And I know they buried her body with others
Her sister and mother and 500 families
And will she remember me 50 years later
I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine
Know all your enemies
We know who are enemies are

Goldaline my dear
We will fold and freeze together
Far away from here
There is sun and spring and green forever
But now we move to feel
For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
Place your body here
Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine

I've been to room #666 and I'm never going back.

I'M GOING TO SEE BEN FOLDS TOMMORROWWW!!@($*!@)$(* I CAN'T EFFING WAIT!!!

Ginsing root juice makes me want to spew flowers everywhere.

Anime staff security volunteers have no life, combat boots, and throw tempertantrums.

DDR MARIO MIX IS fun...easy, but fun.

Drinking on monday nights can give you that not so fresh feeling on tuesday.

Bio tests are teh suxor.

Woodman's has extraodinarily high ceilings, espically when you're high.

Traffic on 62 around 5 O clock is more clogged than Rosie O Donnell's arteries.

My Coccyx hurts...not really, I just like saying coccyx.

COSTUME PARTY AT EMILY'S ON SATURDAY FTW!! CALL FOR DIRECTIONS!! (EM looks EFFING HOT in her angel costume)

Swedes love DJ Markski! (Cristy) "DJ MARKSKI!!"

I LOVE TYPING IN CAPS!!!

chris mendoza is outleveling me in wow...this shouldn't happen.

I'm getting free money from the governemnt soon!! yay for me.

Mac is the cutest teacup poodle in the world.

I pwn at Jazz choir; that's right bitches, make way for the pwnage.

Joe is really annoying. So is that semi-autistic kid who follows me around in the hallway.

I might be bad person.

Current Mood: Caffine Tripping
Current Music: "Oh Comely" -Neutral milk hotel

REACTOR!!!! AHHAHFLAKHDFHLKHJLKDSJFALKH!!LKHJFLDASHFK!!!!LAKSFH!!!


yeah, that about sums it up. I had a blast, all drama aside.

Ok, I usually don't remember my dreams but this one was so weird that I think I can tell the gist of it.

Me, Jeremy, Ken, Tim, Dan, Ryan, Doza, Cliff, Kristen T., Megan, and Nick are staying at a hotel for a convention. We don't have a room because Ken was supposed to make a reservation and didn't. Luckily I run into my Biology teacher and for some reason she offers to let us all stay in her room; and her room looks a lot like Chris Mendoza's basement. Over the course of the night I find out too late that my bio teacher is actually a grim reaper and she kills all my friends but spares me, jeremy, and ken. I don't see it happen but I know it was painful. The survivors decide that we want to go to gamestop (WTF MATE??). On the way there Jeremy is talkin shit about me to ken but I can't hear it because Ben Folds is being blasted in the backround and I'm in the backseat. We park at the gamestop outside the mall and start walking in. On the way inside, Jeremy starts bragging (rather nonchalantly) about how he was alone with Kristen T. in quazi-Mendoza's room and one thing led to another and they ended up having sex. Now, Ken doesn't seem to be taking any offence to this at all; which is odd because Kristen is Ken's gf. So I ask ken why he isn't angry and he says he doesn't want to talk about it. We walk into gamestop and Michael Jordan (not the 7 foot tall black man)is working and the store is just teaming with naked women buying video games and i'm the only one who seems to notice this as being really odd. I ask Ken again why he isn't kicking Jeremy's ass right now and Ken starts getting super pissed at me and starts pushing me around. We start fighting and Ken is beating the tar out of me. After the tar is throughly beaten out of me I stumble out of the store and that's all I can remember.

weird, huh?